Crickey!

This one time, at a rest stop somewhere in the bayou, I witnessed a fat white woman leaning over the shore with a camera. She was taking a picture of an alligator, sunning itself on the small beach. She looked just like an antelope stooping the drink water, right before the alligator springs out of the water, throwing the hapless creature into a death roll.

Unfortunately, that didn't happen to that particular idiot.