Stuff I Hear at the MarDet

In honor of shitmydadsays.com, I've decided that stuff I hear at the MarDet is pretty darn funny.

"You Marines, you're like...warrior chicklets! You're eggs, ready to hatch and move on to the fleet!" Plt Sgt: "I am NOT your mother hen."

On the questionable hours of the base gym: "My blood was hot, I had lava blood. I said, 'Your hours are not posted anywhere, Sir!' Then I saw this groundhog running around so I started chasing him."